Why Your Last Diet Failed You Giveaway
Update: The contest is over and a winner has been declared over at the main Cranky Fitness page. But if you're just stopping in, please enjoy this guest post by Charlie Hills!
By Charlie Hills:
Way back at the end of January, I was contacted by these guys asking if I'd do a product review and/or giveaway. Can you imagine? A company trying to promote its products via the blogosphere! I mean, next thing you know people will start selling banner ads on the internet.
So I said, "Sure," most likely placing me forever in their debt due to the fine print I missed on the verbal agreement. The product? "Exercise Anywhere" cards. According to the official blurb:
NURU's Exercise Anywhere is for anyone who wants to improve their physique--regardless of whether they have access to a gym. Sized to fit in the palm of your hand, these 30 ultra-thin, waterproof cards provide innovative, "do-anywhere" cardio and muscle-strengthening exercises designed to get your blood pumping.
Hmmm... interesting idea, actually. Keep them in your pocket and you may just be inspired to exercise anywhere. I can't fault them for that. It's much better than the Eat Anywhere plan I've been on the previous twenty years.
To give you an idea of what the system is like, I thought I'd risk a bit of copyright violation to show you excerpts from the cards side by side with old Charlie here trying out the exercises.
First, the ever-popular situp. I was in the middle of working on the potato soup recipe when I decided adding more potatoes to my midsection was the last thing I needed.
The next day it was back to work. As I was running late for my first meeting of the day, I decided I really needed to do some lower back extensions. I dropped my bag and hit the floor. Ahhhh... that felt good.
About halfway through the meeting, I realized I was feeling a bit flabby and took a few minutes for some squats.
After the meeting I was hungry. Time to hit Vend-O-Land. As I scanned the veritable cornucopia of snackfoods before me, that nagging voice cried out once again, "You don't need any more Cheez-Its!" Grumbling, I told my boss to shut up, and I took to the floor.
I made it through another heavy work week just in time to relax with a leisurely Saturday morning of mowing. I tell you, nothing breaks up the monotony of trimming the green with some exercising.
Hot and sweaty, I decided to cool down and clean up in the tub. At which point I realized I hadn't done my bicycle crunches for the day!
Once up and dressed, it was time for a quick trip to the store to pick up a few things for dinner. Whilst perusing the rice and beans aisle, I decided upon the rice and a "Pike's Pushup."
Unfortunately, I got halfway home before realizing I forgot the one thing I went to the store for: the chicken. Rather than turn around and go back, I realized was just across the street from a McDonald's. Stopped there, grabbing a quick bite followed by a quick set of table chin-ups.
I have to tell you, I didn't believe them at first when they said I could exercise anywhere. How wrong I was. If you're the type of person who never works out because you don't have the equipment or the expensive gym membership, you now have no more excuses. Pick up a pack of these cards and just do it!
You know what else you need to "just do"? Buy my book! Click the picture. Visit Amazon. It's eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders of $25 or more. How can you go wrong?
If you missed the last stop on my tour, please visit Hallie for an oddball interview at the Wonderful World of Wieners. If you missed the tour completely, go back to the beginning at Slim Shoppin.
Or, if you just like my writing, don't want to buy a book, and only have time for one more click, visit my blog Back to the Fridge.
p.s. Win a copy of Why Your Last Diet Failed You and How This Book Won't Help You on Your Next One. Leave a comment below by Tuesday night, April 28th and we'll pick one lucky duck to receive a valuable signed copy of the book (a prize package worth at least three bucks on eBay next year). Winner announced sometime Wednesday April 29th.
Update, in case you missed it above: The contest is over and a winner has been declared over at the main Cranky Fitness page. Thanks for playing!
It's just me, dusting away the Review Page cobwebs, and testing to make sure the comments work-- 'cause we've had comment FAIL over here before.
Pick me! I have a US address! And a UK one :)
pick me. i read his blog and it's very funny.
Oh my gosh. That is hilarious!
Pick me! Because I want you to.
Dang Charlie - those are some sexy gams you got there! I'm jealous!
First - that was a great post.
Second - I think I should win because my birthday is Wednesday, the day after the draw...But I'm not in the US. Sigh.
Would love a copy.
Very funny post.
If the books as funny as this post I would love a copy!
OMG. I love, love, LOVE the photo of the bicycle crunches in the tub. Hilarious.
Fab, love the pics! I want this book!
Yes, if he can keep being that funny for book length, I wantz! (And I even have a US address.)
Mary Anne in Kentucky
That was hilarious!! I love his interpretation of the NURU cards. This guy is awesome!
I don't even need the book now - I have a new blog on my favorites list :) But a book would be nice too.
I am laughing out loud imagining the look on peoples faces as he is doing these exercises in public places. What a great book idea!
OH! I want to be a lucky duck and win the book. Please add me to the drawing.
Okay, that was pretty hilarous.
I'm shocked the McDonald's didn't explode: they're kind of anti-healthy, and exercise is healthy. Although touching those sticky, gross tables? Kind of gross.
Oooh, I could go for a new book to read; I just finished the Pasta Queen's diet book, and I could really get into something else!
Heh, hilllarious! I'd love to read a book with this kind of humor attached to it ^_^ I love the pictures!
Laughing out loud at work (luckily no one else is here)! LOVE the exercise demos!!!!! Charlie, you are too funny!!!
I cannot WAIT to do the Pike's push-up at my arraignment hearings on Monday. I'll get my fitness on AND ensure that I won't get the crappy criminal assignments anymore. Bonus.
Mwahhahaha I love the photo in the bath! It's so seductive!
I'd love to win the book! And happy weekend to all :)
Sounds like a great book! I would love to win.
He sounds hilarious-and I would love to win a copy of this book!
Absolutely loved this post. I'm still LMAO! I would love to read the book as well cause I hear nothing but great things.
Desperately need this book as the exercise most closely resembling my workout was the one at the vending machine: stand and select, bend over, retrieve then hide and eat.
Oh man, after a rough morning, this post made me LMAO!!!!!
Thank you!!!!
I wanted to comment early this morning but had a sudden urge to jump to the floor and perform some sort of crackerasscracker exercise.
I still want the book available via ebook (Kindle) but am not opposed to paper because it's Charlie's book.
I'm glad Charlie's photo in McDonalds didn't show the underside of that table. Ewww.
Another great post from Charlie! This cracked me up and made my Friday morning. :-)
So clever! As someone who reviewed the Exercise Anywhere cards on my own blog, I'm jealous I didn't come up with taking the concept to its hilarious extreme! :)
OMG, I was laughing so hard!
Only my brother would do that!
I think I am going to just start exercising wherever I am.
I especially liked the table chin ups at McDonald's.
Buy my brother's book - it's so funny!
Charlie is my brother, and if you think that post is funny, he makes me laugh every time we are together.
My husband doesn't get it - he calls our laughing "unseen humor!"
Great post Charlie - great way to wrap up the book tour!!!
I enjoy the way Charlie often combines humor with actual information (like CF does!).
I'd enjoy the book, I'm sure.
OMgosh, that post was just hilarious! I love the photos! I bet you got a ton of funny looks while doing these exercises in McD's and the supermarket! LOL.
Put me in the drawing, please!
amylou9903 at hotmail dot com
Thanks!
AmyLou
I want! I want! Please pick me, O Random Number Generator - I need a laugh.
Charlie is so freakin funny.
& Crabby is so freakin great at following the rules.
(*bows in awe*)
Im such a rebel.
sigh.
OMG, I fell off my chair laughing! What fun to read your post & I know your book is going to be even better!!!! I need to get perspective so I need this book. I may be way to serious about my workouts! Also, I have family members that really need this & I want to share the love! 2 of them have 7 kids between the 2 of them so money is tight AND I am 51, lack of money & lost money due to the economic climate, like most of us but we don't have a lot of time to make up what we lost.
OK, boo hoo, I know! BUT, I will read it & share the love! I will share the love on my blog too!!!!
You are too funny & I am checking out your blog!
sounds great thanks for the giveaway
Yes, I'm a danged furriner. But if you pick me, I offer to pay the postage difference.
I need some help with coping with weight gain
I love it! Those cards look just like the HEP's we use at work...maybe if Charlie posed for them people would actually DO them! LOL
hilarious.. thanx i needed that... every problem is an opportunity in work clothes :)
gp
Great review!
Thanks for the giveaway!
kimspam66@yahoo.com
Love the post. Would love a copy.
Cammi99
Please pick me :)
I loved the post...
loved the post- please includeme
Oh man, hilarious stuff!
That book seriously feels like I should be reading it. Free copy? Gimme!
That was great! Would love to read the book, please enter me in the contest...
That's great, LOL!!! I'd love to read this!
emvark at gmail dot com
I live at the other end of the world so maybe I've just disqualified myself.
But I got on the scales this morning and they revealed I am at my heaviest ever so I need the book badly!
Maybe you could send it by carrier pigeon!
I live in the US so I know I'm eligible and I'm a failed yo-yo diet off again on again refugee. Thanks for the chance to win!
espressogurl at hotmail dot com
No, ignore all those other people, PICK ME!
I need another book! So you'd be supporting LITERACY! How can you deny me that basic right????
Its me, still trying to win Charlie's book! I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks!
Can I do it if I don't have a blogher account? Hope so.
If the cards still don't get people to exercise, maybe Charlie can just make cards of you fitting exercises into everyday life. Then people can at least get a convenient, portable laugh inducer, and we all know laughing burns calories too! :-)
Karell
kcm35@nau.edu
Very funny the next time post a utube video of the exercises in McDonalds, incorporate other guests (preferably the big-mac eating ones)in the exercise demos and conduct interviews with the McD's staff to hear their views on exercising anywhere! I would pay to see that!
Great post, made me laugh. I picked up a book that had a similar mindset, but instead of doing exercises, it was for yoga. I can tell you, my students looked very amused when, in the middle of class, I started doing yoga in my chair.
The pictures were great! I'm glad I have a shot at getting the book.
Ahahaha loved it! This book sounds freakin' awesome. Charlie's blog is great.
I like the sounds of this Eat Anywhere plan, too ;)
I hope I run into Charlie in MY supermarket when he's in the midst of a Pike's Pushup! Before the beans, of course! Great website, by the way!
This looks great! I would love to read more. Thanks!
That is super funny :) I especially like the idea of exercising in a McDonald's...
Do I need to come up with something clever? Cause - I gotta tell you - I've got nothin'. Must be the burpees. Also living in C-A-N-A-D-A. so not overly hopeful about my chances. But, on the bright side, I am slacking off of work by writing this. That's got to be worth something, right?
O.M.G. My coworkers now think I'm nuts from all the giggling. Sign me up! I bet the book is just as funny as Charlie's blog posts.
Pick me, I'm a librarian and I'll add you to our collection...wait a minute, that might be counter productive. People checking the book out for free from the library will no doubt cut down on your profit. On second thought don't pick me (or should you...hmmm =0)
Just an FYI to all that I'll ship the book anywhere. The whole world is eligible. (Well, not anywhere. Like maybe not the ISS. But if you're on the surface of the earth, good luck!)
Ooo! And now that I've posted, I'm now in the running. Pick me! Pick me!
I am wondering if you need a model for your next book?
I am not sure I'm in on the grocery store workout - but, some of the others - I'd do.
Oh, and (duh)...
Enter me.